Comedy SIM Special Joke | Punctuation is powerful

Funny Punctuation


An English professor wrote the words:
“A woman without her man is nothing”

On the chalkboard and asked this students
to punctuate it correctly.

All of the males in the class wrote:
“A woman, without her man, is nothing.”

All the females in the class wrote:
“A woman without her, man is nothing.”

Punctuation is powerful

Funny dad VS daughter


Girl to Dad:
     Dad,  I’m in love with a boy who is far away from me.  I am in India he lives in UK.  We met on a dating website, become friends on facebook,  had long chats on whatsapp, proposed to each others on Skype, And now we’ve had 2 months of relationship through viber.  I need your blessing and good wishes daddy…

Dad Said:
     Wow! Really!! Then get married on twitter, have fun online.  Buy your kids on e-bay, send them through g-mail and if you are fed up with your husband… sell him on OLX…