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Funny dad VS daughter

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Girl to Dad:
     Dad,  I’m in love with a boy who is far away from me.  I am in India he lives in UK.  We met on a dating website, become friends on facebook,  had long chats on whatsapp, proposed to each others on Skype, And now we’ve had 2 months of relationship through viber.  I need your blessing and good wishes daddy…

Dad Said:
     Wow! Really!! Then get married on twitter, have fun online.  Buy your kids on e-bay, send them through g-mail and if you are fed up with your husband… sell him on OLX…
:)

The child and his mother

A curious child asked his mother: “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?”

The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: “It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey!”

The child replied innocently: “Now I know why grandmother has only grey hairs on her head.”
:)

Funny Conversation Between Two Software Engineers About JavaScript

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This conversation about to change browser alert box text “ok” to “ko” between two software engineers.

Sawine Inan :
Hi

Sutki Vellachi :
Hi

Sawine Inan :
Do you know who am I?

Sutki Vellachi :
no
nagu’s friend
right?

Sawine Inan :
No… I don’t know nagu. Who’s that.
I am also software developer.
I’m from Js optimistic of core team

Sutki Vellachi :
oho..
ok.. tell
any doubt in Js optimistic?

Sawine Inan :
is this right time to ask the question of half way path integration of javascript custom alert functionality…?

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