Funny dad VS daughter


Girl to Dad:
     Dad,  I’m in love with a boy who is far away from me.  I am in India he lives in UK.  We met on a dating website, become friends on facebook,  had long chats on whatsapp, proposed to each others on Skype, And now we’ve had 2 months of relationship through viber.  I need your blessing and good wishes daddy…

Dad Said:
     Wow! Really!! Then get married on twitter, have fun online.  Buy your kids on e-bay, send them through g-mail and if you are fed up with your husband… sell him on OLX…